To say I was worried about George Clooney would be an understatement. His last three outings, Up in the Air, The Men Who Stare at Goats and Fantastic Mr Fox have all been rubbish. They were also all made about the same time and released in 2009. I’m going to say burnout may be the reason. Or just shit writing and bad judgement picking scripts.

But with The Ides of March Clooney is back; as actor, director and producer although the producing credits were almost as long as the acting credits and even included Leonardo DiCaprio.

The film is set around a fictions US Democratic party primary election to determine who will run against the Republican candidate in a Presidential general election. I think. Well, I know the protagonists are democrats and that they are duelling it out to see which one gets the nod to run for President.

But this movie could have been set in a myriad of backgrounds. It’s a story of honour, loyalty, trust, hope and faith. There are no winners. Or losers for that matter.

The writing is smart. The tipping point is elegant. There was even an audible gasp in the theatre where I saw this movie (mostly from my companion) when the infallible became the indefensible.

The Ides of March plays much like a story arc from The West Wing but without Aaron Sorkin’s dialogue trickery for effect, enhancement and filler. Don’t get me wrong, when I grow up I want to write like Aaron Sorkin, after all he gave us one of the greatest movies, scenes and lines of all time with Jack Nicholson versus Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men, “You can’t handle the truth!”

And for special mention I select Philip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Giamatti. Both these dudes are spectacular actors. They have zero screen time together but share a couple of scenes. For my money, a movie with these two playing opposite each other could be the equivalent of Robert De Niro and Al Pacino doing Heat.

As for Ryan Gosling, well although he is the lead, it could have been played by almost anyone. DiCaprio would have been good. But not Bradley Fucking Cooper!

4 election promises out of 5.

Making this documentary in 3D was a waste of money which could have been better spent on subtitles. It follows the 2010 campaign by Guy Martin and his new sponsor to win the Isle of Man TT race.

What’s the Isle of Man TT? It’s an annual motorcycle festival considered so dangerous by a bunch of soft cocks that it was removed from the GP series. There are six events held over 7 days that are each four laps of the island which is 252 km. On average, every year, two riders die. Google it. Be amazed.

If you ride motorbikes you must see this movie. And if you think you have some skills when it comes to riding this movie not so gently reminds you that your skills are barely above those of a caveman discovering fire compared to Einstein spitting the atom.

Guy Martin is a the loveable larikin of the motorcycling world. He is from England but speaks some weird ass dialect that only his mother could understand. Again, subtitles would have been good. They guys that ride TT are obsessed. Being the fastest here makes you the fastest anywhere. And the bravest; going into corners where you can’t see the exit with your right wrist twisted all the way down, left foot ratcheting down to top gear (race bikes gears are opposite to street bikes) and no thought of braking. All for a piece of tin and some cash.

While this is a doco the story is compelling and unless you know the results of the 2010 TT race then get thee to a venue where you can rent or download is as soon as possible.

5000 rpm at 300km/h out of 5

I made a lot of jokes on twitter and Facebook about this movie before entering the cinema. Not so much jokes as snide comments about it being nothing more than sexy chix with guns. And while that’s true, Sucker Punch is so much more. Or at least it tries to be and maybe tries a little too hard. Writing reviews for crap movies is much easier than writing reviews for good movies.

The story is not new; mother dies leaving two daughters alone with their step father. He is left out of his wife’s will so goes about trying to rape the youngest daughter. The oldest daughter (Baby Doll) thinks this isn’t such a good idea, goes to kill him with a 9mm, misses and kills her sister instead. One down one to go thinks the father so he takes the older sister off to a mental hospital where she is incarcerated while waiting to be lobotomised. Which is done with a spike, and not a scalpel as I thought. The ‘therapy’ this particular institution uses to help their young, sexy, female, sexy inmates is ‘improvised acting’ under the strict guidance of Polish psychiatrist Dr Vera Gorski. Baby Doll (we never learn the real names of any of the girls) wants out and after some to-ing and fro-ing with the Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish) the five girls decide to escape. But how…? This is where you need to remember that Sucker Punch is not a documentary and is just a fantasy with sexy chix. Baby Doll has an ability to make people enter a trance like state when she dances. The first time she dances she enters an alternate reality, probably as a coping method while inside the nut house. Here she meets Scott Glen who remains nameless through out but appears in each alternate reality vignette as a guide for the girls. In each vignette the girls must acquire one of five items to aid their escape plan. When reality encroaches on alternate reality, which is already an alternate reality anyway, shit gets real.

The SFX are ground braking, the acting is tight, the bad guys are nasty and the girls just rock. There are some elements right out of other movies but that’s just how it is these days. In the ‘Fire’ vignette, the bad guys are left over Orks from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Return of the King. In the ‘Bomb‘ vignette the guards are from the cutting room flooe of I, Robot.

Unlike a Hollywood big budget flick, the ending isn’t typical. Perhaps that’s why many people are panning Sucker Punch.

My tip; watch the trailer, if you like what you see, see the movie. If you don’t, don’t. I saw Sucker Punch on opening day in VMax with @BondiGeek, who hated it.

4.5 sexy chix out of 5