A life changing moment

While procrastinating instead of job hunting this evening, I searched YouTube for this ad. It was made by Clems and won Australia’s first Gold Lion at Canne in the early 1990′s. I’m willing to stand corrected if it was not the first but it was surely before the new metal they give out these days; the Platinum and the Titanium.

In all my time in advertising I always wanted to make an ad this brilliant. Not for the metal but for the emotional impact. I still cringe slightly at the last line but that is my only criticism. I love the single long shot, timed to perfection (before computers) so that we hear ‘speared‘ and then start to see the smash.

And while searching for this clip I discovered one of its creators, Mike Dowd passed away this year. I wish we were turning out ads just as good these days; something with an idea instead of the pretty, lifestyle, appeal to the masses shit we have thrown at us now.

In full disclosure: I chose to buy a very old Benz. Because of this ad. If I could, I’d own a very new Benz. Because of this ad.

The Secret to Writing Great Copy…

… is not using typographical tricks like placing an ellipsis at the end of a headline to “lure” the reader in.

I mention this because I have just received another marketing/spam email offering me the opportunity to learn the ‘Top Tips’ of a master sales copywriter. I’ve already learned the craft of copywriting from some of the legends of the industry; writers who can take the smallest or most seemingly insignificant benefit of a product or service and create a big idea to entertain and persuade their audience to change their behaviour. No easy task.

In the email I received there are at least another 30 “Top Tips” that the so called expert copywriter is willing to teach ordinary people. (I’ve never meet an ordinary human especially as there are 6 billion unique models running around the planet).

Let’s be very clear; the best copywriters in the world work for the best advertising agencies in the world. They do not write spam emails about how to write spam emails under the guise of Internet marketing.

So here is my three top tips for spotting scam copy online or in an email;

  1. It’s very, very, very long – You’re halfway through it before you have any idea what it’s about except you’re promised that your salary or penis will be much larger for little cost and/or effort just by clicking a link.
  2. It’s too good to be true – turn your annual salary into your monthly, weekly or daily salary. Quadruple your profits overnight. But you only get to the ‘offer’ after reading a type of prose which is a written is a style that is half evangelical and half brain washing.
  3. It’s full of praise – Typically the praise is for a person or system that the sender is trying to convince you to use.

What I really hate about this kind of Internet marketing is that it preys on the naive, gullible, simple or desperate. And for this reason alone I will do my best to educate people as to the different types of deplorable tricks that the majority of Internet marketers use.

Truth told not so well

In late April of this year two young creatives from the advertising agency George Patterson/Y&R created the attached video. It’s all very funny. Their premise is that by taking an ordinary item on eBay and reselling that item on eBay but by adding ‘creativity’ they can increase profits.

So that’s what their little video proves. But we’re also asked to suspend reality because there is no way in Hell that any of the statements made in their eBay ad could be applied or translated in any way whatsoever to a real world product. And not get fined by the relative governing authorities or ridiculed by the public. Contrary to the belief of some PR hacks, controversy does NOT create cash.

Rather then demonstrating how ‘creativity’ can help sell, I think all this exercise does is to further portray advertising as a profession based on telling falsehoods; that we lie for a living. Real advertising is so much more and it’s a pity that these two kids, and their bosses at what was once the largest agency in the country, think lying is what advertising is all about.

McCann-Erickson have a great corporate motto which I have always tried to live up to in my advertising days; truth told well.

Australian advertising creativity gets sponsored into the 21st century

http://mumbrella.com.au/googles-creative-push-sees-it-become-award-schools-main-sponsor-10609

With the new sponsorship arrangement between AWARD and Google there is a high probablilit that future copywriters and art directors will be taught beyond the full page ad or 60 sec TVC.

For many years these formats have been the holy grail of a creatives’ career. The effectiveness as a marketing tool however has been sliding for almost the same time.

Kick a man when he’s down? If it’s Kyle, no worries!

2Day FM eat their dumb
2Day FM eat their dumb

Poor old Kyle Sandilands. Just when he thought he was already at the bottom comes this. An ad for 2Day FM’s Hamish & Andy’ Show running on several sites drawing content from other sites and featured this golden moment. 2Day is Kyle’s employer/handler.

It is supposed to be featuring a ‘weird and whacky’ news story. Unfortunately  this day it picked up Mr Sandilands as the weird and whacky story. I’m not saying it was inappropriate because Mr Sandilands fits the mould perfectly.

Alternatively this may have been a very direct message from 2Day managment.

No news here, news.com.au

Just when I was starting to think that news.com.au was lifting their game comes this story;

Advertisers pay for personal Facebook information

Shock horror! Oh, the humanity. On what planet does this constitute news. It may be to the ‘journalist’ who wrote this story but for every other person on Facebook its well known. Actually, expected.

Perhaps rather than coming from a journo this ‘story’ has fallen from the mind of a Myspace (owned by News Corp) PR hack and published on all their sites in some half hearted and poorly conceived strategy to bolster the flagging fortunes of Myspace.

And the comments on the story should give the editors some food for thought – if they do in fact think at all. Consumers expect to be advertised to when they receive a service for free.

Stories like this prove that news.com.au and the larger organisation is out of touch with their audience.