Deluge

I just finished a bottle of a new brand of bottled water called ‘deluge’. Horrible. Supposed to be ‘natural australian spring water’ (I know proper nouns are supposed to be capitalised but some too funky designer thought Nooooo, let’s make a statement – lucky they left the ‘y’ out!).
Tasted like, better be careful here, reflux. That’s right. If you’ve eaten a curry a bit too fast and it’s come back on you, with a beer, then that’s what this stuff tastes like. Stay away. Die of thirst. It’s that bad.